Music Theory: Humor

Every once in a while, we can all use a little humor. This is a collection of music and musician jokes. If you would like to submit a music joke, please use the Feedback Form.

  • Prison Singing: Always behind a few bars and looking for the right key.
  • How do you get perfect pitch and perfect time? Become band leader.
  • What is the difference between a Rhinoceros and a Symphony Orchestra? The Rhino has the horns up front and the "A-Hole" in the back.
  • Some musicians think Time is a magazine.
  • How do you get a Guitar player to turn down? Put music in front of them.
  • Of all the Piano players I've ever heard, you are definitely one of them.
  • What do you call two Guitarists playing in unison? Counterpoint.
  • I just loved what you were trying to play.
  • How many Guitar players does it take to change a light bulb? Four, one to change the bulb and three to say, "I could have done that better".
  • I'm putting a band together, I need three musicians and a drummer.
  • I always enjoy playing against you.